Wood Elf Archer Targets Roman Rat Warrior

Third-person view as if playing Skyrim, full HUD visible (compass, stamina bar, sneak eye half-open). A Wood Elf archer is mid-draw, bowstring pulled back, arrow glowing slightly with absurdly high sneak damage. In the center of the screen stands a Skaven in mismatched Roman legion armor—red plume helmet crooked over twitching rat ears, lorica segmentata barely fitting his hunched body—dramatically monologuing to himself about “yes-yes, glory of the Empire.” The arrow is frozen a split-second before impact, aimed directly at the Skaven’s exposed tail, while a tiny on-screen notification reads: “Sneak Attack x15 Damage.” The Skaven hasn’t noticed the Wood Elf at all. Tone is cinematic but stupidly funny, like a serious epic ruined by perfect timing.