Sword over shoulder, kodachi, holding sword, laundry pole, sheath held tight, arm blade, ensis exorcizans, intricate tsuba design, mizura hairstyle, samurai in battoujutsu stance, sword cane in hand, graceful sunrise stance, tachi ready for action, striking red hakama, detailed tsuka craftsmanship, mysterious yukianesa, seven-branched sword twirling skillfully, unique kouhaku nawa technique. Amidst a surreal blend of disfigured and kitsch elements, oversaturated and grainy textures, low-res aesthetics, and deformed figures with blurry appearances. Featuring bad anatomy, with disfigured, poorly drawn faces, and mutant-like features, such as extra limbs and ugly distortions. Depictions include poorly drawn hands, missing limbs, and blurry floating limbs. Disconnected and malformed hands, out-of-focus details, and exaggerated long necks and bodies. An uncanny presentation that's both surreal and ugly, with a poorly drawn, childish quality. Mutilated and mangled forms, with old and surreal text elements, and monochrome pieces revealing conjoined twins, multiple heads, extra legs, and arms. A fusion of fashion photos and meme culture, with deformed and elongated features, twisted fingers, strabismus, heterochromia, closed eyes, and blurred effect. Watermarked impressions add to the chaotic scene.