She hailed from Planet Claire, a place I was certain was her origin. Her vehicle, a Plymouth Satellite, zoomed through the cosmos at speeds exceeding light itself. Planet Claire boasts skies of pink and trees of vivid red. Immortality is the norm, yet heads are nowhere to be found. While whispers suggest she might come from Mars or perhaps one of the seven stars visible after 3:30 a.m., rest assured, that’s not the case.