Renaissance-revue-inspired painting of Darth Vader in hot pink faux fur coat as a sultry fashion model seated within a Baroque-inspired velvet-draped backdrop, stoically posing with one silver gloved hand supporting a crimson-tipped cane, set against a soft focus gradient of Versailles-style hall of mirrors, à la 1960s fashion editorial style with mannered lighting and languid poses, amidst a haze of fashionable sighs and portentous introspection, from high-fashion catastrophe to Pre-Raphaelite gothic sighs, as if the Dark Lord has traded in his lightsaber for a financier's wallet and zen-like contemplation of human frivolity.