"Grogg the gassy gangmaster, a bumbling villain with a bloated belly, steam Coming out of his backpack, apron-like pockets connected by a grossly oversized zipper and a massively oversized ruby red nose, twitching like a compressed party horn, mad scientist hair sticking straight up like an electrified cactus, curved goggles perched atop a red, rubbery, horn-like brow bone, chewing gum in an overstretched, glance-blasting grin, chunky double joints covering knees and elbows, half-hopping in radical curvature along outfield jestures on footpath, greeting crispy wheeze-bitz philosophical ape eagles!"