dynamic realistic photograph, on a fantasy football playfield, elves, orcs, 1000mm f/1.2, highly detailed skin texture, full body shot, rugby ball uninspired, plastic figurine, miniature, amateur artist, poorly illustrated, table top scene, monochrome palette, fused fingers, inaccurately drawn hands, awkward proportions, washed-out, subtle tones, low contrast, slightly out of focus, jelly bag cap