Dynamic realistic photograph, on a fantastical football field, elves and orcs in action, captured with a 1000mm f/1.2 lens for highly detailed skin texture, full body shot; rugby ball central yet uninspired. Appears like plastic figurines, reminiscent of miniature tabletop art. Monochrome palette with subtle pastel hues; characters have awkward, fused fingers and hands with odd proportions. The scene feels faded, low in contrast, and slightly blurry, as if wearing a jelly bag cap, capturing the whimsical yet imperfect essence of a fantasy sporting clash.