Ultra-kawaii Anime Dating-sim Character Selection

Ultra-kawaii anime dating-sim character selection menu — but make it extremely federal-flavored chaos Vibrant, over-the-top visual-novel interface exploding with hearts, caution tape ribbons, holographic wanted posters, and way too many floating sparkle effects. The background? A dreamy pastel-pink-and-blue FBI-field-office-waiting-area-gone-nyan (think marble floors littered with shredded documents, coffee cups labeled “CLASSIFIED,” and one sad ficus in the corner). Four dangerously cute federal gremlins strike their best “pick me” poses in the foreground: Glowie-chan 🌟✨ A suspiciously radiant soft-green glowing baddie radiating “I’m just a normal girl” energy at 200% brightness. She rocks a tactical mini-skirt school uniform hybrid, black plate carrier dripping with tactical glowsticks like it’s rave o’clock, thigh-highs, and the most disarming head-tilt + side-eye combo ever. Flirty tagline floating in a glitchy chat bubble: 「Nya~ You didn’t forget the ammonium nitrate for our little picnic date, did you senpai...? ♡」 Name banner: Glowie-chan (sparkling star particles + tiny surveillance camera emoji) ATF-chan 🔫😏 Zero-chill queen measuring an unfortunate AR-15 barrel with a comically long tape measure like she’s about to ruin someone’s day. Sharp navy agency windbreaker unzipped just enough to show crop top, tactical cargo pants, cocky smirk, one eyebrow raised to the heavens. Sassy speech bubble: 「Sixteen inches or less and we’re gonna have a problem, big boy~ Measure twice, cry once.」 Name plate: ATF-chan (flames + tiny crossed rifles) DEA-chan 🍃😳💦 Maximum cinnamon-roll energy: tomato-red blush, fidgeting fingers behind back, sporty green DEA bomber jacket two sizes too big, tiny open lab coat flapping like a cape, aviators crooked on forehead, looking like she just got caught raiding the evidence snack drawer. Adorable stammering bubble: 「I-I mean… yes it’s recreational in Colorado but… um… federal paperwork is very romantic too… right…? 🥺」 Name banner: DEA-chan (little weed leaf hearts + nervous sweat drops) ICE-chan ❄️👀 Towering ice queen built different — long sleek ponytail, dark imposing uniform with thigh-high tactical boots, glasses low on nose for maximum judgmental stare-over, clipboard clutched like a weapon, aura screaming “your visa application is about to have a very bad day.” Cold-as-hell speech bubble: 「Papers. Now. …Unless you’d rather explain yourself during the extended cuddle interrogation? ♡」 Name plate: ICE-chan (frost crystals + tiny handcuff charms)