Fat Middle Aged Man Completely Shirtless Is Floating Blissfully On

fat, middle-aged man, completely shirtless, is floating blissfully on his back in the calm, sun-dappled waters of a pristine lake. His eyes are peacefully closed, his stomach and chest bobbing slightly on the surface. The scene is serene, a perfect summer day. Sudden Panic Sequence: Style: High-energy physical comedy, bright and sunny. Setup: A chubby, shirtless, middle-aged man is floating like a giant, happy starfish in the middle of a calm, clear lake. His eyes are closed, a blissful, goofy smile on his face. Action: Suddenly, his eyes pop open in a look of exaggerated, pure terror. He realizes he's in deep water (even though he's perfectly afloat). He emits a cartoonishly high-pitched "GLUB! I'M SINKING!" shout. He begins a ridiculous, flailing thrash: his arms wind-milling frantically and slapping the surface like a malfunctioning paddleboat. His panicked movements are so energetic and clumsy that they actually make his body bob higher in the water. Punchline: A group of people relaxing nearby are initially alarmed, but quickly double over in uncontrollable laughter at the sight of this giant, splashing man failing to drown. The man, completely oblivious to his own buoyancy, just keeps frantically churning the water with his hilariously ineffective "drowning" movements, his face a perfect picture of misplaced panic. Hyper-Realism Detail: Focus on the glistening sweat/water on his skin, the detailed texture of his belly, the genuine (if misplaced) terror in his eyes, and the spray of water droplets caught perfectly in the sunlight during his flailing.