First Person Vlog Of Bigfoot Holding A Shaky Phone Camera

First-person vlog of Bigfoot holding a shaky phone camera while walking through the forest. Bigfoot is out of breath, whispering: “Guys… I think humans are following me again. They keep leaving trail mix everywhere like I won’t notice!” Bigfoot zooms in on a suspicious snack bag on the ground, sighs dramatically, and says: “Nice try, Dave. Real subtle.” The camera flips back to Bigfoot’s fuzzy face as he gives the audience a sarcastic wink. Add comical background music and subtitle overlays like a parody YouTube vlog. Style: goofy, cinematic but handheld, vertical 9:16 format.