A Cinematic Handheld Selfie Style Video Shot Showing A Soggy

A cinematic handheld selfie-style video shot, showing a soggy, exhausted Middle Eastern man in his 30s with shoulder-length wet hair, a tangled beard, and shredded linen robes clinging to his frame. He’s seated awkwardly on a slick, uneven surface deep inside the belly of a massive sea creature. The fleshy, ribbed walls pulse slightly around him, dimly lit by a faint blue-green glow coming from slits in the whale’s tissue above. Water drips steadily in the background. He holds the camera close, his face lit softly by the glow, his expression weary and mildly guilty. He talks with a country accent. He says: "Update, still swallowed. I would like to formally apologize to God, the sailors, and this whale, sorry dude, I just took a poop over there." He glances offscreen and winces slightly, then gives the camera a sheepish shrug before shifting uncomfortably. Time of Day: indeterminate interior, faint bioluminescent glow from above Lens: natural wide framing, dim exposure optimized for low light and moisture POV: Selfie camera held close to face, angled upward slightly to capture Jonah and the ribbed organic chamber behind him Audio: (implied) dripping water, faint groaning of the whale’s body, distant liquid movement Background: wet, fleshy whale interior with ribbed walls and dim, humid atmosphere