A cinematic surveillance-camera style video shot, recorded from an elevated corner angle inside a glass-walled zoo exhibit, clearly showing a captive resembling **Bigfoot—long shaggy brown fur, dark eyes peeking out beneath his thick brow—hunched on straw-covered flooring surrounded by bare concrete walls**. He looks tired and agitated, clearly trapped inside. On the outside of the enclosure, through thick smudged glass, stands a group of upright raccoons in tiny khaki keeper vests, lined up neatly, silently observing him and jotting notes on clipboards. The raccoons move freely around the outside, tapping claws on the glass and peering in closely. Dust motes drift through shafts of warm midday sunlight. Bigfoot glances up towards the surveillance camera, exhausted, then speaks in a thick Australian accent. He says: **These furry fucks hooked me up to a milking machine.. said they’re draining my fuckin’ brain juice, mate.** Time of Day: midday Lens: wide-angle surveillance lens, moderate depth of field Film Stock: crisp modern 8K surveillance camera style, slightly grainy CCTV aesthetic Audio: (implied) muffled chittering, clipboard scratches, distant zoo loudspeaker hum, his Australian accent clearly audible Background: interior of glass enclosure with straw floor, uniformed raccoons observing clearly from outside Subtitles: Off