AI Bigfoot Vlog

A cinematic handheld selfie-style video shot, clearly showing Bigfoot, towering, muscular frame, shaggy brown fur, expressive dark eyes—holding the camera at arm’s length deep in a lush forest clearing. Soft morning mist drifts through towering pine trees, shafts of sunlight filtering gently onto moss-covered rocks behind him. Birds chirp faintly from nearby branches as he pans the lens around, briefly showing a crude campsite with a makeshift lean-to shelter. He brings the camera back to himself, a tired, mildly irritated expression clearly visible beneath his thick fur as he whispers in a deep, gravelly voice. He says: Day eighty seven hiding from these annoying fucking hikers, one of them just called me Chewy again. Fuck my life. Time of Day: early morning Lens: ultra-wide selfie lens, shallow depth of field Film Stock: crisp modern 8K cinematic documentary stock, selfie camera view Audio: (implied) birds chirping, distant twigs snapping, Bigfoot’s deep irritated voice clearly audible Background: misty forest clearing, crude lean-to campsite, soft sunlight filtering through tall pine trees Subtitles: Off