Pope Benedict wearing a vibrant scarlet fuzzy parka complete with matching rabbit-fur trimmed hood, a glittering gold crucifix pendant, and four heavy gold signet rings adorned with intricate engravings and precious stones, perched atop a snow-covered papal tiara shouting "Vivat Ecclesia!" as he swings a massive golden monstrance while selecting from 500 champagne bottles, valued at 750 euros, at a lavish champagne tasting event held in the Sistine Chapel's grand courtyard on a freezing winter evening.