Humble tavern wizard, donning a worn hooded cloak and tattered robe, bearded and bespectacled, sits alone at a wooden table, his chibi figure illuminated by the warm glow of a fireplace and candles in a medieval tavern, as if plucked straight from a Disney masterpiece. The wizard's face is a caricature of imperfection, with freckles scattered haphazardly, and an un-detailed, minimalist portrait that would make even a bad artist cringe. His hands are a mess, with too many fingers, missing fingers, and a propensity for crossing his eyes in a goofy, bug-eyed stare. A watermarked, low-resolution signature adorns the side of the image, complete with a crop mark and apparent JPEG artifacts, giving the piece an air of hurried, amateurish afterthought. Still, the soft, cozy light of the tavern and the wizard's animated, if error-prone, body language and gestures manage to imbue the image with a certain charm, as if it were created by the most well-intentioned, but catastrophically inept, digital painter since the invention of the Unreal Engine.